League Results

Chemfica A

D

2-2

Envy, Jones

Newcastle City A

L

0-2

Jesmond Mysterons

D

0-0

Garnett A

L

0-7

JCB Eindhoven

L

0-2

Rutherford Reserves

L

0-13

Diggers United

L

1-2

OG

Washington CC

L

3-4

Ford, Emmlett, Pearce

Washington CC

L

1-3

Thorp

Diggers United

D

2-2

Thorp (2)

JCB Eindhoven

D

4-4

Pitt (2), Thorp, Brennan

Dynamo Fenham

W

2-1

Ford, Van Der Zee

Chemfica A

L

0-2

Rutherford Reserves

L

0-2

Garnett A

D

1-1

Emmlett

Dynamo Fenham

W

3-0

Ayling, Cross, Brennan

Jesmond Mysterons

L

0-2

Newcastle City A

W

7-1

Church (2), Sage, Atkinson, Hedderman, Cross, Ford

Corinthians Calvert Cup

Washington CC

L

1-5

Envy

Pinpoint Cowgate

L

1-2

Wademan

Rutherford Reserves

L

0-4

Philosophers

D

1-1

Rigby

BBC Radio Newcastle Cup

Diggers United

W

3-1

Royal, Cowles, Mills

Jesmond Mysterons

W

2-2*

Ford, Sage

Rushworth & Diamonds

W

3-1

Cross, Thorp, Appleby

Pinpoint Cowgate

L

0-3

Northumberland Minor Cup

North Sunderland

L

1-6

Church

Friendlies

Man of Match

Garnett A

L

1-3

Yardley

Chemfica

W

3-2

Gwilym, G.Kent, Sage

?

Chemfica A

W

3-1

Sage, Thorp, Van Der Zee

League Appearances (Goals)

Player of the Year

Walworth

14

Brennan

6

(2)

1) Van Der Zee

Royal

14

Jones

5

(1)

2) Wademan

Church

14

(2)

Marshall

4

3) Christian

Ford

13

(3)

Yardley

4

Shaw

13

Powers

3

Golden Boot

Wademan

13

Envy

3

(1)

Thorp (4)

Sage

12

(1)

Hedderman

3

(1)

Cook

12

Mercer

2

Emmlett

12

(2)

Pollard

2

Ayling

11

(1)

Robins

1

Van Der Zee

11

(1)

B.Brown

1

Atkinson

10

(1)

Pearce

1

(1)

Cross

9

(2)

Harty

1

Pitt

8

(2)

Appleby

1

Mills

8

Powlett

1

Thorp

7

(4)

Kroon

1

Christian

7

Reed

1

Garnet B Player Profiles written by Richard 'Potter' Holme

EDWARD 'THE HEAD' SHAW (GK/DF) Debut 1999
Shaw is one of the Garnett elder statesmen. His service to the club is long - although not very illustrious. A converted defender Shaw now finds himself minding the nets for the Saturday B's and has surprised many with some fantastic displays.
This season he has proven to be invaluable making saves at vital points, and already scooping a man of the match award against title chasing Methsoc. His early footballing career saw him hone his talents alongside another Garnett legend, playing the part of Gary Neville to Dan Sherwood's David Beckham.

STEVE 'COOKY' COOK (RB) Debut 2001
'Cooky', as the utility man is imaginatively better known, is another Garnett stalwart. Cook is accomplished either at the back or in midfield, and on the left or right flank.
He is always willing to get involved in a physical encounter and is also comfortable on the ball. Cook also bears an uncanny resemblance, in his playing style as well as looks, to former Welsh star Clayton Blackmore.

PHIL 'CHURCHY' CHURCH (CB) Debut 1999
Church has this season taken a step up from Garnett bit part player to centre stage as he has taken on the Captaincy from Andy Powers (currently out of the side due to a high pressure injury from someone else's thumb).
Church can play anywhere along the back four and can be sure to thrill the crowds with at least one pitch length foray per game, sometimes he even takes the ball too. He is also rumoured to have a sweet singing voice, much in the style of his now estranged sister Charlotte.

ALI 'WHERE DID THE HAIR GO?' WALWORTH (CB) Debut 2004
Walworth has teamed up with fellow scholar Harris in providing the B's with a left sided alternative. He is comfortable on the ball, providing inch perfect passes or beating the man.
He especially excels on better surfaces, so when the Saturday 4ths fianlly make it to the Millenium Stadium he should be a real match winner. Until then he'll have to keep on perserveing through the mud of Newcastle's council pitches.

ADAM 'ROBBO' ROBINS (CB) Debut 1998
Another Garnett ledgend Robbo joined the B's last term and struck up a fearsome central defensive partnership with Powers. This season has started slowly due to injury but Robins is sure to be terrifying Corinthian centre forwards again very soon. An exponent of the cultured hoof Robbo has the athletic physique reminiscent of Jan Molby crossed with a female hungarian shot putter. Over the first five yards to the buffet table this man is hard to beat.

DAN 'DON'T MENTION HOLLYOAKS' FORD (CM/CF) Debut 2000
4D holds the record for B team consecutive performances and this is mainly down to his obvious natural ability, commitment to the Green and Black and the fact that he was manager for most of this run. He has an excellent touch and often plays passes that many of his teammates would not even see. He has also been known to hammer a few shots in to the top corners from distance.
All that Ford has achieved is made the more remarkable against the back drop of his personal life with his sister marrying a serial killer, his fathers alcoholism and his own torrid love life.

KEITH 'THE GAFFER' JONES (CF) Debut 2001
Jones is the elder statesman of this Garnett side, he has the experience and footballing brain of a forty year old inside the body of a forty year old. It is thought that he has scored more goals against Garnett than anyone else and to combat this obvious threat Paddy signed him up.
Since taking on the reigns of the team he has often sacrificed his own well being for the good of the team slotting into whichever position he is needed. He is a true leader both on and off the field.

ANDY 'I'LL BE BACK SOON' POWERS (CB) Debut 2000
Powers has been immense in recent seasons for the Green and Black, however has been strangely absent so far this term. Reports have been filtering back that he has put in some excellent performances at the florists (choosing bouquets), and tackling caterers on quiche fillings (mushroom or tomato).
It is hoped that Powers will return to the heart of the Garnett defence when he comes to his bloody senses. Let just hope he times his arrival at the church better than one of his sliding tackles.