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GARNETT 3RD TEAM UNIVERSITY LEAGUE DIVISION I  2002-2003


League Results Man of the Match
Z-Lions
L
1-2
Etan Hindle
Inter Dental
W
4-1
Pike, Adam Bell, Perry, D.Ward C.Nelson
University Reserves
L
0-3
  Zengler
Dyslexic United
W
3-1
Pike (2), O.G. Brough/Fryer
Henderson A
L
1-3
Adam Bell ?
Athletico Jizzmen
W
2-0
Adam Bell, Etan Perry
Z-Lions
W
5-1
Adam Bell (2), Pike (2), Hindle Watson-Broughton
University Reserves
L
0-4
   
Athletico Jizzman
D
2-2
Etan, Ingham Perry
Jesmond Jets
W
3-2
Thorpe (2), AAdam Bell Ingham
Inter Dental
L
2-4
Adam Bell, Perry  
Dyslexic United
W
2-1
Pike, Wilcox Martin
Jesmond Jets
L
2-5
Pike (2) Ingham
Henderson A
D
4-4
Pike, Perry, Ingham, O.G. ?

NU Intra Mural Cup Man of Match
Sporting Jocks
W
3-0
Etan, Hindle, Hodgson Adam Bell\Fryer
Medics FC
W
5-3
Etan (3), Adam Bell, C.Nelson Etan
Lawyers
L
2-2*
Ingham, Pike  
* lost 4-5 on Penalties
League Appearances (Goals) Player of the Year
Adam Bell 13 (7) Hepburn 2   1=) Adam Bell
Pike 12 (8) Moore 2   1=) Pike
Perry 12 (2) Duncan 2   3) Perry
C.Nelson 12   Brough 2  
Thorpe 10 (2) Watson-Broughton 2   Golden Boot
Hindle 8 (1) Slegg 2   Pike (9)
Zengler 8   Payne 2
Smith 8   Martin 1 (1)
Hodgson 8 A.Bell 1
Etan 7 (3) Blogg 1  
Ingham 7 (1) Dunhill 1
D.Ward 6 (1) Church 1
Fitzgerald 6 Docherty 1
Fryer 3   Wilcox 1
S.Nelson 3   R.Ward 1

JOCHEN ZENGLER (GK) Debut 2002
Also known as Herman, Great shot stopper and distributer of the ball. His communication is improving with every week, as is his English (makes sense!)

MATTHEW "ENIGMA" WATSON-BROUGHTON (GK) Debut 2001
I never thought that it was possible to love and hate someone at the same time till I met enigma, but then I haven't met many people from Plymouth. Enigma's not one of the quickest, or fittest, or most agile, or decisive or reliable of keepers you'll ever meet, but deep down he's all right.

TOM INGHAM (DEFENCE) Debut 2002
A big, strong, dominating centre half. It's these exact same qualities which when combined with copious amounts of alcohol make Tom such a frightening drunk, many a night has been spent avoiding this mischievous drunk giant.

DAVID WARD (DEFENCE) Debut 2001
Also known as Wardy, has performed well in all positions required of him. Particularly energetic and an excellent man to man marker.

TOM PERRY (MIDFIELD/ALL) Debut 2001
Also known as Pezzer, Pez is a very versatile player who plays well in a number of positions. He has particularly good vision, skills on the ball and in passing all of which earnt him 3rd place as Player of the Season

TOM HODGSON (LM/CM) Debut 2001
Tom has the potential to be an outstanding performer for the Green and Black. Good football brain, strong in the air, with an excellent touch, and an eye for goal

MATT SMITH (RB) Debut 2001
A solid and reliable defender, made more last ditch tackles this season than enigma's let in soft goals, well almost. Known as school kid to his friends, largely because he interferes with them.

FRYER (MIDFIELD) Debut 2001
Fryer entered the team mid-season. An opponent once likened the bearded fryer to Jesus, but unlike our saviour Jesus Christ, who died for all our sins, fryer did not connect with a cross all season.

AL HINDLE (RM) Debut 2002
A skilful and always impeccably turned out young man. He reminds me somewhat of David Beckham, but without the money, the kid or the respect of his peers.

ADAM BELL (CF) Debut 2001
Also known as Bell, is a very quick striker, who works extremely hard and makes great runs. His finishing ability is second to none (pipped to the golden boot this season by Pikey). Joint Player of the Season

WESLEY ETAN (CF/MIDFIELD) Debut 2002
A confidence player in the truest sense of the word, on his day he was a good distributor of the ball, with good close control and an eye for goal. However, the rest of the time he was s**t.

JAMES PIKE (CF) Debut 2000
Captain of this season's Saturday 3rd Team, Pikey controversially plays on wednesday's not for Garnett, but his old Lawyers team. But the comittment and managerial skills he shows every Saturday make up for this, an out and out goal scorer, he admits his tally could have been higher. Joint Player of the Season and Golden Boot.